Lights appear upon the recording pod, this time with the sign “SEPTEMBER” dangling. The IT man from prior is leaning against it, causing the sign to drastically plummet to the ground. He crouches downs and flicks the sign an excessive amount of times. Disgruntled, he shoves the sign into his pocket and exits offstage.
Debutante Member, Chelsea Anne, enters. She raises her phone to her face to analyze her freckles, then enters the pod.
CHELSEA ANNE
(Squealing) Hoo! Oh how Jesus has risen into me, honey! Paris Hilton, though. Not a religion girlie. Okay, okay (trills) OKAAAAAAY! I’m Chelsea Anne, member of the debs class of 2015 hottie squad! ( Looks around) I feel like I’m on Temptation Island. Wow, does your girl love a confessional! I think we’re on.... you can edit this (nervous laugh), we’re on month two? Just run it back. Reverse uno. (more nervous laughing. She sees that the IT man isn’t present.) We’re
on month two and I couldn’t be more gratitude-cious. I’m loving these girls. Last month we threw our Inaugural “Fab Abs Pilates Function”. Never worked out before then but it was yummy! I’ll never eat again but the idea that I could be skinny and ripped was yummy. (Pause) I
got ball gowns to decide from, doll. You won’t find me at Golden Corral until I’m physically attached to silk. (Beat) I’m in charge of my group, meaning I coordinate the immaculist...immaculant... Whatever, I help plan the first date. The girls will choose their boys, with my approval, obvi, and learn the fundamentals of ballroom dance. Dinner after, no one deserves a bloat. The hive is buzzing, the girls are scrambling. The best recipe for amenorrhea. (Pause) Been there and not deadly. We all be popping our cherries and period-ing at the same time eventually. I mean not me, I'm not a sicko virgin but. Anyhow, I’m bringing my man. He’s thirty, so I call him Jerry-atric. His name’s Stephen. (Pause) I thought the gap would cause problems with the board but I said he was seventeen. Guess what, Winnie Mama. A queen will be fucked at her own ball. So he’ll be in attendance, pumping my tire. I got held back, so I’m nineteen. Claps to legality! (Claps. Forgets she’s alone. Jumps back in) Oh! Winnie Mama is
Winnie Devoy. She literally slays Fort Lauderdale. Forgot Boca was a thing because of her. She transformed where we all grew up into this high end Lilly Pulitzer kingdom and I love her for it. I never thought it was sketch to live in South Florida but it wasn’t “the one” until she turned it out. (Thinking, holding her fingers up one by one to count what she’s covered so far in this video) Date, ballroom, sex in a ballroom...Did I show you my gown options?!
LIGHTS.
Debutante Member, Chelsea Anne, enters. She raises her phone to her face to analyze her freckles, then enters the pod.
CHELSEA ANNE
(Squealing) Hoo! Oh how Jesus has risen into me, honey! Paris Hilton, though. Not a religion girlie. Okay, okay (trills) OKAAAAAAY! I’m Chelsea Anne, member of the debs class of 2015 hottie squad! ( Looks around) I feel like I’m on Temptation Island. Wow, does your girl love a confessional! I think we’re on.... you can edit this (nervous laugh), we’re on month two? Just run it back. Reverse uno. (more nervous laughing. She sees that the IT man isn’t present.) We’re
on month two and I couldn’t be more gratitude-cious. I’m loving these girls. Last month we threw our Inaugural “Fab Abs Pilates Function”. Never worked out before then but it was yummy! I’ll never eat again but the idea that I could be skinny and ripped was yummy. (Pause) I
got ball gowns to decide from, doll. You won’t find me at Golden Corral until I’m physically attached to silk. (Beat) I’m in charge of my group, meaning I coordinate the immaculist...immaculant... Whatever, I help plan the first date. The girls will choose their boys, with my approval, obvi, and learn the fundamentals of ballroom dance. Dinner after, no one deserves a bloat. The hive is buzzing, the girls are scrambling. The best recipe for amenorrhea. (Pause) Been there and not deadly. We all be popping our cherries and period-ing at the same time eventually. I mean not me, I'm not a sicko virgin but. Anyhow, I’m bringing my man. He’s thirty, so I call him Jerry-atric. His name’s Stephen. (Pause) I thought the gap would cause problems with the board but I said he was seventeen. Guess what, Winnie Mama. A queen will be fucked at her own ball. So he’ll be in attendance, pumping my tire. I got held back, so I’m nineteen. Claps to legality! (Claps. Forgets she’s alone. Jumps back in) Oh! Winnie Mama is
Winnie Devoy. She literally slays Fort Lauderdale. Forgot Boca was a thing because of her. She transformed where we all grew up into this high end Lilly Pulitzer kingdom and I love her for it. I never thought it was sketch to live in South Florida but it wasn’t “the one” until she turned it out. (Thinking, holding her fingers up one by one to count what she’s covered so far in this video) Date, ballroom, sex in a ballroom...Did I show you my gown options?!
LIGHTS.