I watch Pawn Stars when I need support
I manage to say things like “crazy frog” & “what in the interchangeable accent of Margo Robbie” in professional settings
Got my foot tickled by a stranger on a Greyhound once
I believe we should spread awareness on the condition that is, “cilantro tastes like downy to me”
Sadly, I created a language in high school
I prefer to be called Urethra Franklin