Salutations PAL-utations! And Happy One Day Closer to the End of the World! (COUGHS WILDLY)

I’m Caroline Roschman, a pseudo-intellectual and camel enthusiast. But enough about my Tinder profile!

Sin all Dad-type attempts at humor, I’m a writer. Yes we’re all writers. Yes, I’m not a rare find. But I construct teleplays, screenplays, short plays, essays, articles, short stories, poetry, and prose for those who crave belonging.

EveryoneHatesMeDotGov.com is just a snapshot of the possibility of altering entertainment.

My goal with this mosaic of eccentricities is to create spaces within a time that is so liminal. Plus, employment wouldn’t be my hamartia. So, lay an egg! Sit for a spill!  Browse if you’re feeling zesty and open! Leave a cute-by-the-foot message in my guestbook! But if you’re reading and find my samples pointless, get to know the “hate” icon.

Anywhoogan Hagen! I hope this cozy backyard finds you hot and oh so bothered. And if you want more, I’m open to mail via barn owls! Thank you for typing in this state of address length URL. Even if the moment is fleeting. I hope you see yourself, the self you find hidden sometimes, and the chance to change your own social standards. Lastly, I’m always on the prowl for like-minded freaks. If you align with that sentiment, do reach out. Any chance to meet fellow creatives is a prodigious bonus.

Thank you for always prioritizing your joie de vive.  Thank you for cutting through what’s deemed “normal”. Thank you for trusting me.

Xoxo,
Gossip Carol